Text 20 Aug

Shit! My drivers license expires today

Text 20 Aug Hey, happy birthday to Robert Plant, Al Roker, and anybody else who has the same birthday as me!
Text 19 Aug My birthdays tomorrow.

It’s best to have no expectations.

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Whose wine is it anyway?


Whose wine is it anyway?

Video 17 Aug 454 notes


New Adam Ruins Everything! Let’s just say I’m getting some comments about this one.

Check out the other episodes of Adam Ruins Everything here!

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Text 11 Aug

I’m sorry father, but we have to alter the alternative altar.

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